The Ideal 4-Way Stop

I've never seen this happen but every time I approach an intersection with a 4-way stop I hope for one of the following scenarios to play out:

1.) At the exact same time, all four vehicles turn right.

2.) At the exact same time, two vehicles turn right while the other two pass each other and turn left. (This scenario is more unlikely as the physical size of the intersection needs to be quite large. But, it is possible.)

Rest assured, I'll keep everyone posted and if either of these happen you'll be the first to know.

-a.